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if i had a dollar for every time a girl didn't find me attractive they'd eventually find me attractive

Most women think I'm ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they think I'm ugly and poor

If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me attractive Id have two dollars, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

Money cant buy you happiness, but money can buy you a penguin, and have you EVER seen anybody who owns a penguin sad?