מה דעתכם על המאמר שרשמתי על csgo (למביני אנגלית שיש פה)

i gave csgo a several things:
1: money
2: love
3: time
4: pc
5: slow internet connection

the results:

FIRST OF ALL!!! THE VAC SYSTEM IS AMAZING

1- i have no girlfriend
2- multiplayer cancer
3- raging kids/polish/russians
4- I failed the exam in 1 year
5- I have not spoken with anyone 1 year
6- i ruined my life
7- fail to clutch 1v4.. KICK!
8- lag
9- ez pz/glhf/hff/glhlgf spam
10- multilingual cursing (is this a good thing?)
11- 9/10 ready
12- lots of active maps: dust 2,dust 2 and dust 2
13- strangers meet my parents more than I DO
14- i stoped belive in myself
15- CLUTCH OR KICK
16- money waste simulator
17- 64/128 tick -_-
18- no ENG version of the game
19- it's like LoL but less wizards and stuff but much more russians
20- 90% of my teammates have IQ below 25
21- ''fix lags?! make the game better?! NO!!! WE NEED SHADOW DAGGERS AND FUKC UP THE GAME ENGINE
22- shoot head - bullet hits the chicken behind you
23- BAN SIMULATOR
24- enemy cheaters simulator
25- THANK YOU FFS FOR GODDAMN UPDATING THAT GOT ME RANKED DOWN!!!!

If i'd be immune to diseases, the multiplayer mode would still give me cancer.

every csgo player story:
-Get your rank after 10 games
-Open some cases and buy cheap skins
-Win some games with them buy more skins
-Have good action with AWP, buy skin for it
-Try to be good like kennyS and get rich like them
-Your rank is silver 3
-Your getting boosted to Gold 1
-You derank after x4 games you being noob and you are calling everyone cheaters and smurfs
-delete csgo
-downloading it again after 3 hours and keep playing
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And I'm still fighting with my family because of this game.But np.Everything is ok.Becuse i am happy with this game and everyone will quit many times from it
But of course youll keep playing this ????, its CSGO, A soul destroying mind blower, murder spree inducing drug.